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The Mars Spirit Project will Overcome Ray Kurzweil's Interference with Human Destiny

Author: 
Alexander Spaseniya, Ph.D., Ph.D., Ph.D.
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Once again, I humbly submit to you a guest article that deserves your attention. It reveals a plan (currently being realized!) that will save our species (though not necessarily our planet). If you read anything in your lifetime, read this for the sake of your friends' children.
- Dr. Dottie Weckles

This article explains precisely how to save humans from extinction, and why Kurzweil's errors must not be allowed to interfere with plans already moving into place. This describes brilliant work underway and headed by a Russian researcher.

Paleocosmology

Dr. Dottie Weckles here, with another entry. I would like to introduce my guest writer today, Arturo Puro, one of the most brilliant autodidacts I have ever met. His vision for an expressionist psychology grounded in art and spirit will impress you and, I hope, expand you into a new life. I discovered him while doing cross-cultural research for a project that I am not yet at liberty to disclose, but, suffice it to say, it had nothing to do with what happened. Here is a translation of a paper he wrote recently:

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 The "Wisdom" of Fish has Neurological Import

Author: 
Dottie Weckles, Ph.D.
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How cannabis leads to a comparative study of hypothetical neurological findings of George W. Bush and a member of Phish.

I would like to share something significant that happened after our intimate encounter. Bill produced a marijuana cigarette and offered to share it with me. Normally, I would reject anything that might compromise my cognitive functions. But I thought that I was already pretty well impaired and another consciousness-altering experience would primarily expand my scope. In short, I "toked" the "reef" as they say, in the interest of science.

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 An Exploration of Evolution in Action

Author: 
Dottie Weckles, Ph.D.
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 This case example shows us that psychology can be wet, not dry--in the neurological sense.

Evolutionary theory tells us that female mammals are sexually aroused by signs that the male carries healthy sperm and the wherewithal to defend offspring that he thinks are his own. These gene-defending archetypes are destined to reproduce, and to reproduce through a number of females. They evoke a sexual response in female humans, regardless of the female's better sense.

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Today's therapist must make subtle distinctions and nuanced discernments.

Author: 

Dottie Weckles, Ph.D.

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As an individual with an IQ of 170, yet who has failed licensing exams in 12 countries, I can testify to the importance of preparation. I am revealing the secrets of an exam here, not out of bitterness, but caring.

As you will see, the subtle differences between the answers can make them ALL seem right, or make NONE of them seem right, possibly at the same time. It can be like looking at an Escher drawing of a Rube Goldberg device, while participating in a Ponzi scheme by a televangelist preaching about Schroedinger's cat, and realizing you forgot to inflate your shoes.

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 A personal update from the field, regarding a profound family therapy.

Author: 

Dottie Weckles, Ph.D.

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  Dr. Weckles is a pioneer in the field of in-home family therapy for single persons. Here, she summarizes field research conducted to date. She is a graduate of the Hochgarten Universität of Munich, and is now on the faculty of the doctoral program at the Real Einstein University of South Africa.

I have discovered a dramatic advancement in psychoanalysis that actually transcends psychodynamics through action, yet impacts psychodynamics in a therapeutic manner. Surprisingly, this also expands the therapist as a person.

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